Painful

Watching Trump talk incoherently while playing an invisible accordion is like being forced to endure nails on a chalkboard and I give kudos to those reporters who interview him one on one as if he were a normal human being instead of a drooling imbecile. 

I would be tempted to say "what the flying f*ck are you rambling on about" and feel sick for needing to suppress that urge. 

It's not like they're not aware they are talking to a confused person, but the act must be maintained to give the illusion that he has the same gravitas as a normal president who can name world leaders and find their countries on maps. 

If you had told me in the 1990's that someone much more ridiculous than Dubbya would be president one day I would not believe you but then it happened and the world has had to endure it for almost a decade. Suddenly Bush reading "My Pet Goat" upside down as he is informed of the 9/11 attacks makes for just be a quaint gaffe by a better president; one who many Americans rightfully considered a war criminal for invading Iraq without just cause. 

Trump is the useful idiot for those with agendas that he champions. He keeps his base happy with his rude antics as the project 2025 authors and other schemers are busy re-imagining the kind of country they want; one which is free of undesirable minorities and where every classroom is obliged to post the 10 commandments on the wall. Never mind that the American Taliban don't follow them.

I try to imagine what a true Trump fan sees but I can't because that would involve me removing too many IQ points I still want to keep.

Imagine saying "best President ever" and actually meaning it.