Pantyhose

"It's so hot" says Wendy "I hope you don't wear pantyhose!" 

"Are you kidding me? I haven't worn them since before I was 40. They would tear as I pulled them up plus you can't breathe in them!" 

"Young women can't be bothered and mine would always snag" she says back. 

Wendy is in her seventies and I see her frequently. We will talk on the bus or run into each other at the grocery store like we did this time. 

It's been hotter than Hades. Last thing I need in my life is pantyhose; hopefully for the rest of my natural life.

Definitely not for the wedding this weekend to be sure.